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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
zsnes

Anonymous asked:

Asking on anonymous for obvious reasons, but yeah there is a Bowsette porn parody and I definitely know this because my husband shot it. On his birthday in just a few hours. He hated every moment of it. They only had a day to shoot the damn thing because Pornhub was getting so many searches for it by so many weirdos so they needed it ASAP. So thanks for ruining my husband's birthday people.

ratguzzler-deactivated20181213 answered:

holy shit

jerryterry

Reading this made me want to check it out, and it’s about how you’d expect.

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zsnes

RACE CAR BED… SUPER MARIO IS GOING TO FUCK ON THE RACE CAR BED…

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race car bed… super

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on the race car bed…



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odiomnibusvobis
trainthief

It’s Mormon conference weekend, which happens twice a year, and is when all the Mormons stay in and listen to new talks given by their leaders all day long on Saturday and Sunday. It’s consequently also a very scary time for the gay community in Utah, and the whole weekend we often send and receive lots of texts checking in, making sure everyone’s okay, asking if they’ve heard the latest awful talk condemning us. There’s real world applications to everything that happens there. Parents are “moved” to disown their children, coworkers and friends and neighbors are reminded to Other us and treat us accordingly. Suicide rates increase significantly. I remember the year after they announced children of gay parents would have to formally disown them before they’d be welcome in the church, and for two weeks afterward a group chat updated the gay community in my area almost every day with a handful of names who were not longer with us. A talk just concluded that said confusing both your gender identity and your gender role is the influence of Satan, which is deeply harmful to young trans kids and to young women. This isn’t a fun or sexy post for your timeline it just sucks and I hate Mormons and I can feel how difficult this next week is going to be as a result.

trainthief

I just… I know it’s easy to just joke about Mormons and consider them harmless cause Utah is just one state and who lives there?? But like, I do. And lots of gay and trans people do, as well as poc, and young women who have had their whole lives and concepts of self defined by this bullshit. It’s the popular culture and it’s the state laws and it’s everything it’s not just something people do in Sundays. A friend of mine went on a Mormon mission and realized he was gay after he’d been having psychosomatic seizures. For four months. Because he’d been trained to repress it so well. Like you all KNOW it’s important to me to love and respect all religions but that’s not a fucking religion they’re absolutely evil and making millions of dollars off of this shit and it makes me so mad.

trainthief

Sorry I keep putting this post on everyone’s dash but I’ve had some questions about effective ways to help the LGBT community in Utah. Please donate to our Pride Center! They do so much good work and really focus on LGBT youth, given that for the exact reasons mentioned above our youth suicide rates and youth homelessness numbers are some of the highest in the country. Just now the gay community here is dealing with the death of a young gay man who killed himself as a direct result of the talk by Dallin H Oaks that I referenced above. The next few weeks are always a difficult time around here and this year has been significantly worse than usual. 

odiomnibusvobis

As someone who grew up Mormon in Utah, this is honestly the most critical time to check in on your friends who are any sort of minority.

Orginal doctrine of the church believed that black people existed solely because they agreed with Satan on how the earth should be run and that they will turn white in the afterlife if they follow the correct path.

I was a victim of sexual assault and there was zero help for me. They helped the abuser more than they did me.

I am LGBT aligned and I never felt safe in church related activities. They brainwash you into believing that you have to get married in the temple to have enteral life and you can only do that if you are hetreosexual. The gender roles are so thickly ingrained and out of date that even now, years after leaving I still have issues with accepting things outside the binary and I identify as non-binary.

There is nothing safe or good about this church in personal experience. You can believe in the preaching of God and such, but the people who run and are in this church have no love or respect for anyone around them.

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